Happy Valentines Day!

i really dig the story that jerry seinfeld tells to orney adams in the documentary comedian.

being awake late at night while sober is rough.

rain.

today's postsecret was really good.

i thought up a good joke in the shower this morning. it has to do with 2pac, my grandma, and a box of whitman's samplers. i find that my best stuff comes out of nowhere. trying to sit down and write something works, but it often sounds scripted and overly complex.

hey mr. scott

i'm sitting in my room right now shivering. i can't imagine how the homeless are dealing with this weather tonight.

shit.

there's nothing better at making you feel old than your back going out.